The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »DickVernon wrote: »@Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
You got 30 bucks?
If I had thirty {young}bucks at my disposal sir!!!😡...what the hell would I be here for?!😏😉
You kinda did set yourself up for this...Dick.3 -
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@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?1 -
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always_electron_deficient wrote: »@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?
I've done my time
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pretty obvious who's really making the matches in this thread
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always_electron_deficient wrote: »@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?
I've done my time
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@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Probably @kinetixtrainer2 's hat.3 -
MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »I nominate @newmeadow as chief matchmaker. Any seconds?
I got two hugs which clearly translates to a seconded nomination. Shall we put it to a vote then? All those in favor?
I'm afraid to ire the Swan. He's likely to channel the spirit of GG Allin and the next thing you know my bedroom will smell like poopoo all the time.3 -
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MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.7
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MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
And whoever WOOED me can take their bad attitude and start a secret group full of CANADIANS.
I really did have a crush on the drone and even though my loins still tingle just a little bit at the thought of him, I'm willing to match him with Sara because I LIKE her and that's not sarcasm. So STFU.14 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »Wot in tarnation
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
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MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!0 -
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MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
No no no! I already have a match
Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.1
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