The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂

    The sign of any solid relationship
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    What the heck happened in here overnight? I missed the entire matchmaking party.

    Hello??? We're already MFP married. Unless you want to open this thing up to others and we start MFP swingin...

    Oh I know we are. I didn't want to be matched with anyone. I just wondered what all I missed.

    ps. When do we consummate our MFP marriage? B)
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂

    How did you get matched again but I'm still sitting over here all lonely and waiting?? :|
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂

    How did you get matched again but I'm still sitting over here all lonely and waiting?? :|

    Better to be lucky than good I suppose
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂

    Not ignored. I'm just saying, I typically know a good match when I see one.

    But please accept my apologies and continue with your happy AF life, I won't impose my matchmaking on you any longer.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂

    Not ignored. I'm just saying, I typically know a good match when I see one.

    But please accept my apologies and continue with your happy AF life, I won't impose my matchmaking on you any longer.

    No one on these forums, and in particular, this thread is Happy AF.
    Das a mask.

    Wrong. Is a filter. Someone will get that.
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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    Is it that obvious?

    No I'm just that perceptive.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.

    how bout a ball?

    Hey, hey, HEY, smoothie. Just keep 'em in the banana hammock for now.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.

    how bout a ball?

    Yup that could work.


    Balls are good.
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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    Hereforth repeated by the spicy boi

    Oh shush, you.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited January 2019
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    Hereforth repeated by the spicy boi

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  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    I fkn love this thread. MFP better not break or take it down.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

    qzdvkkqfwa6j.gif


    You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

    qzdvkkqfwa6j.gif


    You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
    I wann watch



    I mean



    Congrats you two
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

    qzdvkkqfwa6j.gif


    You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.


    Well, it's about time you acknowledged it. Took you long enough.....
    And I had to claim her, because you were taking too long!

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

    qzdvkkqfwa6j.gif


    You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.

    I don't allow slips in my presence.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?

    qzdvkkqfwa6j.gif


    You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.

    I don't allow slips in my presence.

    I was just happy for the breeze...
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    ok @SwannySez , let's see you in a kilt.

    Ring ding diddle-iddle-ah-dee-oh ring-dih-diddle-ee-ih-oh...
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    You're so sweet. :)

    If only that last part werent true.