The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
*Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*1 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?
If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward
Good luck, knock em dead!
I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.
Mentioning the po po! Now why you gotta go and do that?! Thought it be safe here!1 -
Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Oh Jo, you wanna post that in the Gan Ba...
Damn, did that thread get removed too?*sigh*3 -
alywei3773 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
*Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*
Both hands?Up where, exactly?0 -
standenvernet wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
*Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*
Both hands?Up where, exactly?
Up in a nonthreatening fashion.1 -
alywei3773 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
*Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*
Both hands?Up where, exactly?
Up in a nonthreatening fashion.
Up in the air
like she just don't care...4 -
leut_underpants wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
So coy you are. :flowerforyou: Very well. The newest addition is a Napoli, bright navy Prince of Wales. Functioning sleeves and half canvassed. Cut will be like this on me:
So what will you wear alongside me at the next company party? I'm going tieless this time. :blushing:
whats that sign on the door say
It's the grown up version of a sock on the door
Doesn't it actually same something like school starts at 9 on Wednesdays?0 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
*Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*
Both hands?Up where, exactly?
Up in a nonthreatening fashion.
Up in the air
like she just don't care...
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kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?
If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward
Good luck, knock em dead!
I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.
This felt like a slap in the face! 🥺0 -
Avast ye mutinous cretins! Ye shall take control of the matchmaking when ye wrassle it from me cold dead fingers!
Now Miss Fiesty Banana Princess @Avocado_AS5 , I found you a lovely match from merry old NYC: @Will_Workout_for_food!
I pronounce you a power couple and an MFP Love Match.5 -
Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?
If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward
Good luck, knock em dead!
I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.
Mentioning the po po! Now why you gotta go and do that?! Thought it be safe here!
Pigs need love too man. Dang !
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Damn. 168 new posts and only like 3 new love matches.
And I wasn't one of them.
I'd be willing to switch teams. 😘
This was unfair, you were one of the first ones in. @SwannySez needs to repent and fix this.
We need to elect a new matchmaker.
@Avocado_AS5 and @kinetixtrainer2
Molly does a much better job.0 -
I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.3
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leut_underpants wrote: »Avast ye mutinous cretins! Ye shall take control of the matchmaking when ye wrassle it from me cold dead fingers!
Now Miss Fiesty Banana Princess, I found you a lovely match from merry old NYC: @Will_Workout_for_food!
I pronounce you a power couple and an MFP Love Match.
Feisty Banana Princess and Iron Man? Who will give out first? The suspense!
Banana Princess is my next user name.2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
drool.gif
The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
So coy you are. :flowerforyou: Very well. The newest addition is a Napoli, bright navy Prince of Wales. Functioning sleeves and half canvassed. Cut will be like this on me:
So what will you wear alongside me at the next company party? I'm going tieless this time. :blushing:
@kinetixtrainer2 so help me if she posts tasteful side anything and you throw her in jail I will hunt you and disconnect your WiFi including in the squad car.
Sorry, she’s coming with me !
But I do love your suit. I’ll take that too. 😘1
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