crampus1 Member

Only thing to make this better would be a monocle.

Better than I am

Still working on the spanker for germaphobes. I’ve been told it’s not appropriate to spank children anymore in this modern world so I almost gave up but then received several discreet emails about “other interested adults” so I’m back at it.

I aaaume @Chael2dot0 is wearing tennis shorts with no underpants and shoes.

I just want to understand!!!!!

He calls me and runs them by me before he posts them to make sure I laugh. Every. Single. Time.

What’s that? Is it like : Nekkid was the lady Boosoms like stuffed sausages Here is my sausage ?

I was told by a moderator that I’m not allowed to post my beard. I claim sexism.

Hmm. Is fan club include in premium?

Would anyone grab me? Am I going to have to sue for noninclusion?

I just want to have a medical induced coma for three weeks for vacation purposes.

Are you flirting with me?

Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.

I kind of feel left out not getting a *kitten* in a box.

I have logged in for like one day and have NO UPDATES. Also posted lots of handrawn “progress” pics for those into rubenesque. Ate Chinese food. Drank wine. Cried. Laughed. Lived.

I just want someone else to come up with the meal plan

I just want you to pick up your stuff.

I just want my cat to quit eating the presents

I just want to drink a margarita and not have anything else to do.

You don’t necessarily grow out of that

Lookin good, kid.

Damn straight. You can even get ziplocs with decorations now. :D

That makes sense!!! Now I know :)

Well SOMEBODY’S on the naughty list!!!

Nanu nanu

Probably

@Avocado_AS5 and hoping she knew my card to her was a joke I thought she’d appreciate even though SOMEONE didn’t. (Squinty eyes mean face)

I think your real friends don’t feel comfortable sending you “progress pics” like some of these internet strangers enjoy doing.

Bear vs. Man..... hot dogs will work better than telling the bear facts about the local fauna and flora one would think

She said “no mustache, no deal”