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  • You remind me of Mother. Does this smell weird? I like your skin. It's not contagious, promise. Ever see a skinsuit? Wanna see my van? Hitler did nothing wrong. I've been on Springer. Let's FaceTime my parents!
    in Ruin a date - with just 4 words Comment by aleatory_ December 2018
  • Shapeshifting, for sure. It's several superpowers all in one! Want to fly? Bam, you're a bird. Want to be *almost* invisible? Turn into a little bitty bug. Want to set *kitten* on fire? Dragon. Want others to bend to your will? Become a super sexy person or an authority figure or both. Boom.
    in Super Powers Comment by aleatory_ December 2018
  • I can't promise that I'll be a good accountabili-buddy, but I can give you about a 47% guarantee that my poor diet and exercise habits will make you feel better or inspire you to keep on truckin'! Really though, feel free to add me. I joke but I really do want to do this thing and could use some encouragement in some way,…
    in Comment here if you want more friends!! Comment by aleatory_ December 2018
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