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“Not guilty” verdicts

Same

Great legs!

All I wear is tube socks so the order doesn’t matter much. One around my forehead like Rambo, one as a scarf, one as a belt, one on each hand like hand puppets, one as well, you know, a loin cover, and one on each foot.

I hear they’re making a movie.

Now I want one. You’ve doomed us both.

What kind of burger?

I see famous musicians on a regular basis. Some are cool. Some are dicks.

“There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.’” - President Bush

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I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

I <3 Wheat

I’m going to clean a dog vomit stain out of the carpet.

Welcome back! Hope you can get the most out of that gym membership. BEST WISHES :)

Maybe sleep meds?

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“We all go a little mad sometimes.” - Norman Bates

Luscious

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If I’m buying, malts

If you’re buying, I don’t have a preference

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<3

I have a room for rent.

You had great taste in wall decor

The Beautician and the Beast

Lmao!

People that come into the gym smelling like a sack of buttholes and haven’t even started working out yet. Soap and deodorant aren’t that expensive.

In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed