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“Not guilty” verdicts
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Same
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Great legs!
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All I wear is tube socks so the order doesn’t matter much. One around my forehead like Rambo, one as a scarf, one as a belt, one on each hand like hand puppets, one as well, you know, a loin cover, and one on each foot.
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I hear they’re making a movie.
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Now I want one. You’ve doomed us both.
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What kind of burger?
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I see famous musicians on a regular basis. Some are cool. Some are dicks.
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“There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.’” - President Bush
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I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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I <3 Wheat
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I’m going to clean a dog vomit stain out of the carpet.
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Welcome back! Hope you can get the most out of that gym membership. BEST WISHES :)
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Maybe sleep meds?
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“We all go a little mad sometimes.” - Norman Bates
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Luscious
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👋
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If I’m buying, malts
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If you’re buying, I don’t have a preference
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<3
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I have a room for rent.
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You had great taste in wall decor
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The Beautician and the Beast
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Lmao!
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People that come into the gym smelling like a sack of buttholes and haven’t even started working out yet. Soap and deodorant aren’t that expensive.
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In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
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I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed
