your_future_ex_wife Member

Im a fan of the androgyny. ❤️

Where have all the flowers gone?

Song lyrics!

You were right to get the cheesecake

Take me in, tender woman. Take me in for heaven’s sake.

This is so *kitten* up. ❤️

I miss that so much. I didn’t appreciate it at the time

And that’s the sound...

I wish I had someone to drink with tonight. And I wish I hadn’t gotten up at 4 AM so I could drink tonight

Eyes

When he refuses to send me one of his ears.

They make an extra salty snickers ❤️. It’s a little hard to find

Friggen is wicked cool

Good dad. Cute photo

I haven’t heard it called that in a long time

Equal opportunity puker

I think it’s funny that a few years ago men were sitting up their man caves but the women just moved out completely.

Hot

“Drive,” she said. But she learned her lesson.

I’ll drive

Traffic light colors

Can we all just agree on the color system please😁😊🤣

I’m wondering if that’s what those wire looking things stretched across the roadway are. Are they monitoring traffic? I’m not describing this well. They are actually on the asphalt and traffic drives over them

Maybe. But I believe taxes and catering to car culture have something to do with it ETA: I also live in a rural area. The crosswalks in towns are very sporadic. When I lived in a city they were at every intersection and intersections were frequent.

Where I live now crosswalks are often a quarter of a mile apart where they exist at all. I feel bad for pedestrians of any type around here but especially old people and people trying to fit everything in on their half hour lunch.

Darn it. I just posted elsewhere.

Don’t I know it

I hope things improve for you soon and quickly. ETA: your goldfish comment made me laugh

If he’s safe and scary all at once.