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Like, right out of the hand? Dannnnnnnngg
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Potato eyes (with apologies to Reckoner)
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When they finally harvest that corn
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Kirk or Picard?
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Exactly 37 removal ball point pen tops, with the plastic points chewed flat.
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Sound effects master. His specialty is the "double take-head swoosh" for post 1982 cartoons
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Caberet dancer on the Eastern European circuit
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A chicken foot, eyes of a newt, and the bones of arthritic, three toed sloth.
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Optimist. Audience plant at motivational seminars. His job is to clap and cheer no matter what.
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One of those little troll pencil toppers. He pulls it out and tickles his own neck with it, giggles and says "Oh, stop it you"
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https://youtu.be/QU-CODP6sc8
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A small bag of dandruff she has collected from random passengers on her daily bus commute.
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"Personal hedge trimmer" Offers her services to trim that unsightly body hair into cute shapes.
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I am currently in acute coffistatis
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Hot
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Words to live by
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Well yeah, but....would you kiss the guy above? Important question
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So, you're telling me theres a protocol for this type thing? Soooo....unzip, then shank? 😁
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Shank and unzipping just sounds wrong
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Must have my head in my.....
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Huh?
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Three old beans. Its her escape plan to grow the giant beanstalk.
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If you take her to a sad movie, bring mace to squirt yourself with to cover any tears
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Her autographed Billy Blanks Tae Bo sweat rag. It never leaves her side. He sweated on it himself.
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Enforcer at the library. You DO NOT want to speak too loudly in the romance section, take my word for it.
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That's a big necklace you have there
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Feeling blessed
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When she has that look in her eye that says she knows
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That couch makes me want pizza. Every. Damn. Time
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She really got into recycling. So much so that she collects neighborhood dryer lint and fashions undergarments from them, which she sells on craigslist.
