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A really large bump. Some claim it's a banana, but it didnt feel squishy to me.

https://youtu.be/E5RDEXpc8OY?list=RDwsrvmNtWU4E

Court reporter. Shes been doing it a while and gets bored and likes to insert things in the text to entertain herself. In her last case, she recorded that the defendant was sentenced to eight years of "Holding a jar of pickles between his thighs". It makes her laugh.

Have you ever seen a truck with the butterfly doors?

Sandwhich!

A giant Dorito chip that has burn marks on its surface that resemble Pee Wee Herman. She got the idea when she bought a dorito chip that has burn marks on its surface that resemble Pee Wee Herman off ebay.

Hires her self out to parents who want to train early for when their kids can sit on their shoulders. Its a small fee, her payment really comes in the form of the enjoyment of riding full grown adults. Oh, and the view!

Morgan Le Fay

Garth Brooks

A carnivorous vegetable

A morning radio show host (basically she walks around making fart jokes and laughing obnoxiously at herself)

A Richard Nixon photograph. She delights in telling everyone she has a "Tricky Dick" in her pocket

Re-enacts each and every episode of the Ellen Show for her public access tv show. On today's show, she is interviewing Tom Cruise (barney the mailman standing in)

Van Gogh's Poppy Fields

Magnum pi on a bad chest hair day

Lederhosen

Skeletor having an existential crisis

A rogue Nation

Lord of the River Dance

With hairy legs (I just cant stop rhyming) Sekhmet

Oh Captain, my captain

Insightful

Suffragette

Will follow you around making sure your clothing is dander, lint, and hair free. Gotta stay sharp!

Pants on the ground

I'll take that over a disagree (and yes, I know they are incoming)

Ok, fine, a few things.....many things.....you things

The Red Queen