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DNA samples from Deniro and Pacino, which he plans on combining into one superhuman. Just dont ask how he obtained the samples.

I just have to say, you are responsible for about 5 of my top 10 favorite posts ever. Anyone who hasnt seen the selfie imitation thread, you gotta go look. 🤣

A crumpled up jelly filled donut shell in his right pocket. All the jelly has been squeezed out into the left pocket.

The top Salvation Army Christmas Donation receiver.She employs a variety of techniques: Aggressive bell ringing that scares the timid into donating Annoying bell ring (following you around incessantly ringing until you donate) Torture bell ring ( which includes a bullhorn Her favorite is the distraction ring technique…

Destroying a smoked corn beef brisket benedict. It's not pretty.

She's been recognized as the world's leading party, snack tray provider. The way she presents the gerkins in particular has the entire industry buzzing.

Not seeing a problem here

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Dear Santa...look..I dont want anything, but dont hold my issues against those I love that deserve something.....deal?

Trolley caretaker

Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses: To find his way home for a light snack to feed the pigeons at the park The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal

Teaches the waltz at retirement homes

Nail technician, specialising in odd color combos

Expert focus group participant, specializes in sad reactions. If you can make her cry, your product is a shoe in for success in the category

Dried noodles and a packet of water. His favorite party trick is making "pocket pasta" by mixing the ingredients and rapidly thrusting his hips to create heat friction.

Qualtiy inspector at a paperclip manufacturer. No clip gets out without the proper curve.

Hosts tupperware parties

Works on the local amusement park circuit, known as the "The Iron Baroness of Inches" . In charge of all height measurers on the rides. Rules her workers with an iron fist and absolutely will not budge on height requirements, often adding a half inch to the requirements as a judgement call. It is rumored there was a dark…

A wad of chewed up gummy bears all pressed together. She likes to pull it out and tell people she had her spleen removed, then take a big bite in front of her horrified audience.

Stop motivating me!

What's one persons Stuff is another person's things

First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle: Talk to me before coffee Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote. Asks me to help motivate them Can't deal with chunks in their…

Fee... umm, feelings

When she never wants to go to Florida again

Eyes of newt

LMHO (laughing my hiney off)

Peach cobbler

Crunching jalapeno chips while watching work?