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A giant candy cane. She paints her body with white and red stripes and only wears pasties.

A ripcord that he can pull to remove his pants for whenever he feels the need to do a chip n dales routine

I was going to go with

A little angel. She removed it from her left shoulder and stuffed it in her pocket. A little devil is still on her right shoulder.

Magnum PI while stopping for a cheeseburger after a particularly intense car chase scene

Judo master AND 2016 Miss Arizona winner

Kinky

Sells her homemade knockoff candies on the corner of 5th and Vine. Her best sellers are Ricky's Pieces and Peanut S&Ms

A member punch card to Coldstone Creamery. Shes one punch away from getting that cookie dough ice cream with pretzel pieces in a waffle cone. Today is the day.

Bill Nye the Science Guy after a night of heavy drinking at Caesar's palace, where he woke up on the floor with fruit loops stuck to the side of his face, wondering wtf happened last night.

I knew I forgot something. Most important bit.

Gotta put a ring on it. Maybe some restraints, ball and chain, blinders.

Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.

Road biker, full helmet, and spandex suit

Pizza, beer and ice cream. Only because I has none

She was just sick of seeing Wal Mart get all the publicity. She was more a Target girl. So, to boost Target's online appeal, she started the People of Target website. If you think the people of Wal Mart look cray, you've seen nothing! What she wears into Target will astound and amaze you, guaranteed, and is in fact,…

Going as frog legs. Mostly she walks around jumping and telling people she tastes like chicken

A bottle of ester alcohol (ok, gin and juice). He offers all the ladies a tall, cool drink

An eliptical atom orbit

Doctor for sick Marmots. He only treats marmots. Don't ask him why though, he doesn't like to talk about it.

A Luau Hula girl and fire eater, all in one

:D Tigg_er has donor card in his pocket. no, not sperm ya pervs, a Good Will donation card for tax purposes

Trying to find that perfect angle so my worn out phone charging cord will sit in just the right position to charge.

Princess of diamonds. BUT, she carries a club

Merman

My coffee pot dinged. This Is AMAZING

A jar of bee pheromone in a lipstick tube. Whenever she needs perfect lips, on it goes until shes stung 4 times on average.

Has invented a new bubble that never pops. The "Evahbubble" . Originally marketed for kids, the government stepped in and is now weaponizing her invention. It is being hailed as the next great wartime tech.

Whiskey Myers

You should probably sit down, not safe to stand on those things.