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https://youtu.be/PvF9PAxe5Ng?list=RDMMSoIKv3xxuMA

I tried to find a picture of pizza, beer, and ice cream together. No luck, but that. Also, a full body massage from someone I know and trust that will make it sexual.

Now I need to post in the insecure thread

When you take a bite and for some reason...your hand comes off the fork but your mouth doesn't let go. So you are left there with a fork sticking out of your face. Only happens when at restaraunts too.

Jelly in one, peanut butter in the other. I don't care how many times I've seen her count to three, stick her hands in her pockets, rummage around, and come out with two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.....It still amazes me every time. How do you do that??

A "PAID" receipt for the "All Access Taylor Swift Experience"

Pac man? is that you?

Need to spackle a few holes in the walls?

Shells nuts for a candy company. The way she cracks them open is said to make grown men faint.

I know, I'm exasperating.

Frank from American Pickers

Discount Cryogenist. Uses slurpees to give you the brain freeze, instead of all that expensive nitrogen.

Yes, but did you immediately turn those into two more scratch tickets? That's the correct procedure I believe.

I was going to smash lightning bugs on my skin, but cant get those at the dollar store. Good idea.

Delicate sensibilities

Can we subscribe for the newsletter, get pizza, but opt out of the flashing?

Potato picker. As seen in his avatar pic.

That should be my Halloween costume. Pierre probably.

I sweat Polonium

A list of every type of cake and pie known to man. When approached, she will launch into her ideas regarding the great cake versus pie debate. She will not only go through the list cake by cake and pie by pie, but then do a comparison of each kind of cake versus each kind of pie.

Olga, the little known and long lost second cousin to Elsa and Anna. She has no ice powers, just a really cold heart.

Ruthless halloween costume consultant. Will critique your current choice. Has been known to make kids and grown adults cry. As a side note, he has a bit of an agenda. He is fascinated with Alf. He regularly makes the costume wearer cry, then throws out an "You should just be Alf this year" in an attempt to re-popularize…

This musta been a problem at some point for hotels to add them to every room

Clothed in darkness, Wrapped in silence, Swaddled in ethereal blankets of dream, Cocooned in.... Ok fine, mostly boxer briefs (with just a hint of gossamer dream tendrils)

Was Dumbo THAT bad?

I'd think youd need a probe of some sort

Roller Girl from Boogie Nights

Headmaster at an all girls manners school

Bilge pump operator