HollieAkala Member

Nerd whisperer, soothing panicked nerds everywhere with his calm and wisdom.

Shrimp and bacon tacos with chips, salsa & guacamole

Big time cigar broker

Dang, mom was right, when I made this face it stuck this way!

Came to work all the time sweaty and shirtless, and when things didn't go his way, he'd beat his chest and swing from the light fixtures. Don't worry, though, I'll hire him.

But of course, and I'd buy, just to have the benefit of his wit and humor.

Accept, then ask my mom to buy me a slurpee to celebrate the happy occasion.

gator trainer/wrangler

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Carmen Miranda

kept telling people "i don't give a fig!"

Taking a crap at city hall to let them know she was tired of their sh****it.

Organized a riot in the parking lot over the lack of free tartar sauce in the cafeteria, which resulted in the burning of several executives cars and the looting of office supplies.

Deeply in debt from her vintage clothing habit.

I'd thank her from the bottom of my heart, then see if she has any money I can borrow.

Key lime cheesecake with mango sauce

Norman Bates

Owner of a Southern shrimp restaurant

Juicer salesman by day, superhero by night.

Because you'll get other people to buy you things and I won't have to.

If he would allow me to - he looks like the kind of guy who objects to terrible dog breath, though. Maybe I'd just have to admire him from afar.

Judging by that profile picture, I'd say this guy wants protein. It just so happens that fat pugs also love protein, so I'd make him steak and lobster, and if he was fast, maybe he would get some before I ate it all.

He tastes like char siu -- Yum, Chinese Pugs love char siu

Yes, but this time we'd drink in a hot tub time machine and wake up in 1976.

He is a fireman who also knits blankets for the animal shelter. What a guy!

A vortex that leads to last Thursday. Too bad no one can fit in there.

We'll see about that.

Tina Louise

Learning to look on the bright side of life.

I would accept -- maybe she could help me whip my inner fatty into submission, haha.