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Somebody brought me a white elephant. It was literally white.
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Dear Santa: Bring me a cat mom who is bouncy and bulgy in all the right places.
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I have an astronaut suit exactly your size.
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I’m a catstronaut. I’m looking for a cat mom.
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Get a brazilian blowout. You are welcome
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Your head is missing
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Fatter
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Jealous 😭
