TwitchyMacGee Member

Three

Yes! Last week they were pretty blue eggs and today when I looked across the yard I couldn’t see the nest and i ran over to see if it had fallen. But it was just my bad eyesight and there are the babies 😊

oh please, I wish you’d creep me

Weird little creeper

I ordered a dress online without realizing it was coming from overseas and now I’m annoyed it probably won’t be here in time for our grand reopening

❤️ A lot of these memes have begun to represent conflicting ideologies so the disagrees kind of make sense. I wish they’d go back to being funny though.

This is a cozy, homey picture 🙂

Look at that sexy plumage! You definitely have my attention

@Lisau2 Here is a beginner walking program. I hope you find it helpful. Good luck and let us know how it goes. https://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@fc/documents/downloadable/ucm_449261.pdf

At least two of these are intentional humorous modifications of the original adage.

I’m glad you were wearing a helmet. 🤗

If he has leads on a nearby dumpster

I said, “Are you coming home with me or what?” And he said, “Why would I do that when I live across the street.” It took me a few seconds to realize I wasn’t being rejected. Then we got married and made babies.

Disco fries

And now I need salt & vinegar kettle chips

Might makes chips

Kettle chips are so good

I agree it IS sad! 🤣

I agree! They ARE chips. 😂

You made me ungray *kitten* for a second. 😂

Can I walk into a shop and buy a bag of crisps with them? 😀

I did ok on my 13- yr-old until i tried a hard part and took off some skin. It’s ok though, he has more

Same. And nobody but nobody appreciates how damn low maintenance I am.

No nookie for you

Das not real

Read the response and thought,”Vikka is feeling feisty!”

I read the comment without looking at the name and thought, “That’s something iMago would say.”

She’s hot and she has good aim

I love that lil fire devil!