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Our boss called and ordered us to put up stanchions to separate us from customers. The office lead is refusing , "it's just the flu, ffs". Over 60, overweight and unhealthy; he should be the one most concerned So I came up with a slogan to help him see the light: "6ft away or 6ft under"
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ISTP .. just did the test. Didn't read what it means though
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Picked up the biggest bottle of Forty Creek I could find.For when the layoff comes.And some chicken.
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Layoffs. The axe will start swinging later today
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Won't let me post pics either. Have to do it from the website. Dunno if it's the app or phone .I'm guessing the app
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I quit watching the news as well as tv a few years ago. I get my news online from various sources as I don't like having an opinion force fed to me
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I should probably replace a missing fence board.A coyote uses my yard as a shortcut every morning because of it.
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Feet on the desk.. watching the clock
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Right now? Buy the following: chicken, eggs, milk, tp π
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Passed on the booze .Drank a huge glass of water instead
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Good luck. I gave in to the munchies..ate a bag of chips Now it's on to rye/rum/bourbon..I haven't decided yet
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9pm on a Saturday nite.. treadmill time π Burning off calories in advance of π₯π₯
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Perusing Reddit and alternating between laughing and shaking my head. In my city's subreddit there is a poster asking about PEDs and where to buy them. I KNOW it's a work colleague;both by the nickname and post history. He's already in good shape .He's also closer to 60 than to 50... and had two heart attacks...
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Having a stiff drink. Need one after working with a couple of selfish pricks today. I left work early;just up and left before my mouth got me in trouble
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I'll use that line tomorrow..provided we have any customers left
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Oh ffs, a customer got all butthurt because I wouldn't shake his big meaty paw after I helped him out . I told him a simple thank you will suffice. Jesus Christ, people are *kitten* unbelievable
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Your house,your rules.I think they wouldn't have any problem using it given what is happening all over the world
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Well I caused a shitstorm at work today. A courier dropped a shipment off and I wouldn't sign his PDA . Told him my name and that was it. He told me I "had to" sign it. Nope. It's covered in fingerprints and snot/slime. Besides , signing with one finger looks like a squiggle on an isis flag anyway so..... Before work I wasβ¦
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I have 24 π€Am I a hoarder?π΅
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NBA has suspended the remainder of the season.Dumbass player who rubbed his hands all over reporters mikes yesterday appears to have tested positive for covid-19. NHL will have an update tomorrow
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Here as well.Lots of soap still available .Wtf?
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Drinking way more coffee than necessary π₯΄
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Nothing official yet,but it's coming.Airlines get hit hard when *kitten* like this happens.I work at a smaller base in a cargo office and we have seen a huge drop in inbound international freight;outbound is down slightly.I know our main hubs are taking a beating.50% of our office staff can retire today if they want,thatβ¦
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If your name is Soros or Buffett ,It might be profitable;for everyone else it will be a kick in the teeth. We got word today that layoffs are coming
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Watching the k9 unit search our warehouse.
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At work playing the See How Long I Can Go Without Doing Work game. 2 extra guys in the office today, I'm one of them, won't even have a desk until 2pm. The guys who should have retired years ago and have grown roots in their chairs can get off their *kitten* for a change How's that for a Monday morning tirade ? π
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Lol,nah .MFP is way better.I didn't sign up for it,I look at reddit strictly for entertainment.
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It's a circle jerk of the perpetually offended
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Black cherry bourbon
