JoeyTheWanderer Member

Control my sarcastic personality.

You poor poor thing. He just doesn't understand how important the rubber panda is 😂😂😂😂 !!!! We shall show him the error of his ways.

Apple Turnovers

Willing to take the lead occasionally. Despite being a man; often I'm really just winging it. Also willing to write of my mistakes occasionally. It's hard to remember having a conversation; about your favorite brand of whatever that happened X- amount of months before Christmas/Birthday.

Majestic Ants Make Brain Aneurysms. BRAIN

Red Hot Habanero.

He wanted me to dress up as a moose. Dangit I'm a Panda! I ain't into that weak *kitten*.

His soul was already owed to Slimgirljo, paperdoll, and two pizza delivery men. Before I forget~You wouldn't happen to have any of that Pizza left perchance? Would you?

He speaks in tongues when aroused.

Sure

Artist

Oddly enough smoking was probably the easiest thing I've quit. I smoked for about three years. When I got a gastric ulcer; any cigarettes aggravated the condition. It's quite like drinking lava.

High Class Escort Who's a succubus clearly.

Yesterday a woman drank gasoline. HCLIC

An app on the Google play store.

Whistleblower

She invited her harem to our honeymoon. I just woke up from a coma; that started in 2020 *BC!!!*.

Serial Killer

Calories in vs Calories out is how most people loose weight. Roughly 3500 calories is equivalent to a pound. If you have a 500 calorie deficit everyday; you would loose a pound per week. MFP calculates your calories based on basal metabolic rate + activity levels. BMR is your calorie expenditure at rest; based of your…

Maybe, he's got a bit of humour. I barely know anything else about him though.

Very friendly girl from what I can see on these forums. I'd accept... I'd feel kinda guilty not to.

I suppose that would make me; the cute panda God that cast you down. What a mistake that was; I practically hand delivered earth to you. I really shouldn't have let Adam introduce me to Moonshine.

@slimgirljo15 Time to give her another "IOU 1 soul". Your sacrifice will not be remembered. 😝

I didn't really have any problem with being active. I set up a budget home gym from day 0. Resistance Bands, Jump Rope, Yoga Mat, Couple Dumbbells and Bodyweight offers a pretty versatile workout. I will likely buy me a pullup/dip tower when I have cash on hand. Honestly obesity is often a mental problem as much as…

She must have put a lot of effort into that photo.

It's a bit to late for that. That box is has been ripped the heck open. LMAO. But... She might give you a head start. 😂

@TwitchyMacGee

Watermelons

Very tempting to say Ginger in reference to your name lol. It's just so dang unimaginative. I'll go with Cotton Candy.

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