JoeyTheWanderer Member

@happimess01 because I can't think of anyone else more corrupted then you.

Will you bring the dog? If we're going on a date~ The dog cuddles are essential.

🍴😅🍽️ You make me crave many things. Should I be concerned?

She fed some poor sucker to my piranha's.

Heh the only fiction I can get into is phycological and intellectual thrillers. You ever tried Dr. G Medical Examiner? She reenacts her best cases on TV. She's the real deal so it's pretty much a documentary. If you're willing to Branch out just a bit. I find criminal minds pretty good. It's fiction but might hit on your…

So long as I get Veto rights over what we watch on Netflix.

Ha! Only after kicking that conveniently placed couch... Always the little toe. Prison Warden.

🤔😒🙄 At first I was like; the hell did I do to you.~ Then I googled it and realized it wasn't as bad as it sounds. LMAO. Career Counselor.

Botonist

Sure~ Would you make it into something afterwards?

I'd love to! Throw in some music and~ hmm would you prefer a beach ball or massages?

He wore a speedo instead of his uniform.

Certainly would. Bring on the cuddles!

No

She wouldn't let me drive... It was my car.

Sure~ A picnic in a nice park maybe. Covid has everything closed over here. My preferred first date is usually Culver's. Foods pretty good for the price without being to cheap. It also won't make it hard to have conversation like a movie would. We can actually get to know each other.

Butt Scratcher ⬆️

Junior Hmph~ 😒 Mortician

His Wife

Are we doing low key insults now?🤦‍♂️ Dog Walker~ 😇😇

YouTuber

Political Journalist

Nah, my type.

That's actually an interesting one. Are we talking paint on clothes or X-Men's Mystique. And for you~ Cosplayer.

It's a hard job with very unique qualifications. Let me take a guess here~ You are that clumsy girl on the ice rink.

Goth Chick

Serial Suicide Bomber.

So... I see your banana is rather big.

Hopefully she'll be to busy eating you... Wait I didn't think that one through. The last thing I need is you on her side. Aw crap~ There's no way outa this one is there. I'm going to be a mouse trapped between two Grizzly... 😰