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  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wouldn’t let me videotape myself brushing her hair. She said it was weird and creepy. 🤷‍♀️

    She wasn't creepy enough for my tastes. Muhahahaha a challenge.
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    Had to split
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    ... For unknown reasons
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had a "thing for bananas :o
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she had a thing for everyone else's bananas but mine.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He looked at me in fear every time I asked him for his bananas to make my banana nut muffins. 🤷‍♀️
  • frontwheeldrive9999
    frontwheeldrive9999 Posts: 376 Member
    she had to have her way with me - over and over and over and over and over....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said I could have my way with him over and over at $50 a time :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited April 2020
    frontwheeldrive9999 wrote: »
    she had to have her way with me - over and over and over and over and over....

    Wow, it’s like you know me. 😂

    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He said I could have my way with him over and over at $50 a time :(

    I never carried enough cash.

  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was always complaining about how broke I was
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I don't like golddiggers..😂
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I was always on my phone..it was either Candy Crush or her...
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I forgot to buy yoghurt from the shop...This is a no no..😬
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    edited April 2020
    She didn't like the breakfast options I gave her no banana pancakes and yoghurt for her..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She ran a laundry but it was a front for a money laundering operation..that she said I owned..
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    He wouldn't sing for me
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    He said he was a businessman......all lies.....

    She wouldn't sing for me either
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Called me he......

    She was too concerned with soccer. Ny Yankees or nothing for me.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I kept thinking the Yankees was the name of a tug-of-war team.
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    I got called a he too 😜
    We broke up because I couldn't tug hard enough
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    One can only take so much banana bread
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    No sense of imagination.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    Was always imagining that we were some place in the world rather than dealing with reality
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She kept making up fake boyfriends to make me jealous. I couldn't take it
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    Did SHE dump me??????
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She would not share any of her ice cream with me
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    He ate all the ice cream and didn’t even ask if I wanted some.......assumed I was working towards my Summer Body.....🙄

    That eye roll emoji is hilarious!

    She never communicated that her ice cream was off limits and a deal breaker for us. :'(
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She would never take blame for anything!
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
    She wouldn't let me drive... It was my car.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    she refused to get intimate until I got a haircut during the quarantine

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