We broke up because...
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He can't even spell Skirt right.0
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he had no clue about skorts0
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Kept trying to convince me skort was really something, it's not!0
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turned into a karen0
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She dump everyone0
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Was a terrible bartender0
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happimess01 wrote: »he had no clue about skorts
At first I thought you were BSing. Went to Google that *kitten*... Now I'm like 🤔😞🤦♂️. Such an unimaginative name and it looked like a typo.0 -
She believes that she has more experience; then a search engine with the collective knowledge of several billion people... Including herself. My my such a large ego you got.0
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Accused me of being a thief!0
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Ignores the facts!!0
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She wouldn’t let me videotape myself brushing her hair. She said it was weird and creepy. 🤷♀️0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She wouldn’t let me videotape myself brushing her hair. She said it was weird and creepy. 🤷♀️
She wasn't creepy enough for my tastes. Muhahahaha a challenge.0 -
Had to split0
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... For unknown reasons0
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He had a "thing for bananas0
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she had a thing for everyone else's bananas but mine.3
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He looked at me in fear every time I asked him for his bananas to make my banana nut muffins. 🤷♀️1
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she had to have her way with me - over and over and over and over and over....0
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He said I could have my way with him over and over at $50 a time1
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