We broke up because...
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wanted me to entertain her with a pec dance every weekend. I got sore0
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She kicked me out of the bed!0
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I get the feeling everyone kicks Kyle out of their bed due to his loud snoring
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She kicked kyle out of the bed. I had just invited him in. Always kicking friends out of our bed.1
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I wasn't welcome around anymore0
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She always had to 1 up everything.0
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C knows the real Kyle LOL0
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She took my playful side way too serious lol0
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I did not0
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she didn't like penguins.0
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We did? News to me
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I found thousands of paper dolls in her closet with their heads all cut off. I got the hint very quickly and got the heck out of there.1
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She kept calling me Shaf.0
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she found out my nickname was Chewy0
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She wouldn't call me Shaf.
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Shaf disappeared. She got so angry with me and blamed me. Sure, my hands were a little bloody and I may have had a big garbage bag, but I can't help if he "ran away."1
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She kept punching bob...0
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She wanted me to punch her boob0
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He couldn't handle rough.0
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She kept telling me she wanted it rough, but when I pulled out the sandpaper and dremel, she ran.0
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I finally found out the connection between their profile name and their tools
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She was always using my come-along0
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We never broke up
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I couldn't be the Tigger to Her Pooh Bear 😕0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I couldn't be the Tigger to Her Pooh Bear 😕
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She called me a pig and a 💩😭1
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She kept stepping in turds , dragged em all over the carpet0
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He put those 💩 on the carpet 0
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