We broke up because...

Tigg_er · April 2020

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He put those 💩 on the carpet

Things happen when you get old

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

She was OCD about everything.

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

🤗 together *looks for Shaf* 👀😁

happimess01 · April 2020

she wouldn't break off her other relationships

PlentyofProtein00 · April 2020

I told him we were just friends. He fails to mention his side piece.

Kyle_AKA_Moose · April 2020

She only wanted to be my side piece and not be committed to me.

Cat0703a · April 2020

He didn’t understand just because I flirt with all of the boys (and some of the girls) that I wasn’t fully committed to him.

PaperDoll_ · April 2020

She wasn’t already taken, and I prefer a challenge.

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

@shaf238 threatened me with violence if I even looked at her 🥺

Kyle_AKA_Moose · April 2020

We did....... bummer

mattig89ch · April 2020

He tried to chocolate cover some rather inappropriate things. I couldn't handle the stickiness.

PaperDoll_ · April 2020

I left him for the chocolate covered guy.

Ketch_22 · April 2020

she was bat sheet crazy

Kyle_AKA_Moose · April 2020

She didn't like me covering myself in chocolate and asking her to help clean it up.

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

It wasn't chocolate he was covered in

Kyle_AKA_Moose · April 2020

Was way too naughty for me lol

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

Too sweet and innocent

Kyle_AKA_Moose · April 2020

She was way too rough with her whips and would not stop when I used the safe word!

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

Ughh.. cried like a baby after intimate time... big baby

Cat0703a · April 2020

She said she was a natural red head. She lied!!!

happimess01 · April 2020

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

It wasn't chocolate he was covered in

she made me laugh way too much

Ketch_22 · April 2020

he was a happy mess

PaperDoll_ · April 2020

She refused to make me lasagna every night. 😒

Ketch_22 · April 2020

She liked giraffes

Gainz147 · April 2020

Terrible cook

PaperDoll_ · April 2020

😬 He insulted the wrong woman’s cooking and disappeared.

Cat0703a · April 2020

We didn’t. She’s just forgotten that I’m shackled in the basement. Please may I come out now??

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

She had a thing against giraffes.. I'm an animal lover it just couldn't work.

Ketch_22 · April 2020

I loved cooking with giraffe but she couldn't stand for it

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

🤢 she made me eat giraffe day and night while she had the good stuff..cherry pie and cottage pie..

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