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We broke up because...
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She took my stuffed koala from me LOL0
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She wouldn’t share her stuffed animals0
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Omg.. kinky freaky
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too many stuffed animals on the bed. I couldn't sleep in it there were so many.0
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Mr. Ted got more of her time than I did.
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she always wanted me to wear see-through shirts, even during family events0
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Not see through...sequinned!! Never listens.0
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Did anyone hear anything in here....?0
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Broke my heart daily. 😭0
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I would never break up with her.
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Her harem was too big.. there were people in our closet, under the bed and hiding in the shower recess 0
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I had a peek in her basement and it was more than my innocent eyes could handle!0
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I wanted to see The Green Mile, but she wanted to see horrors all the time1
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Because of his irrational love of cake over pie. W...T...F??0
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He ran out of cake so I had to go look elsewhere.0
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She wouldn't share her dessert with me 😭0
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Made up her own Monopoly rules. Claimed that since she was the car, she could go in reverse and pass go twice. I called BS.1
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He was the thimble. Played in his tutu. Always wanted to be called thumbelina. He never let me wear the tutu
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She always made me be the dog. 😒0
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She always roll played being a dog.. I left when she kept crapping on the carpet 0
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We haven’t. I’ve sunk my teeth into her and refuse to let go. Seriously, I’ve bitten her leg.0
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She bites.. hard 0
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Claimed the bite marks on her legs were an accident. All 12 of them.0
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I asked to have the bite marks kissed better.. was refused 0
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I escaped her torture room0
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His mind was never right again after escaping Jo's basement 🤷🏼♀️0
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theresa120 wrote: »His mind was never right again after escaping Jo's basement 🤷🏼♀️
Was it to begin with...hmmm i wonder1 -
Minion_training_program wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »His mind was never right again after escaping Jo's basement 🤷🏼♀️
Was it to begin with...hmmm i wonder
It was "right" by my standards lol0 -
Then what's on the left? Hmmm i wonder...
Maybe some spidernest1 -
He wouldn't give up his stuffed animal collection. It took up the whole bed.0
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