We broke up because...
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Drooled on me every time she saw a picture of @Cat0703a0
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Didn't like me looking at other women0
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She always complained of a stiff neck. Really she was just avoiding my affections0
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I had to chase her for 20 miles this week just to get lovin0
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Cause he didnt have the heart to tell me it was over0
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She left pics of herself everywhere...I'm in to self love too...but noodz for the mailman...too far0
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I couldnt live up to her expectations0
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Her favorite book was Great Expectations. Wouldnt stop quoting it during sex.0
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Constantly associated reading with sex0
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I read her diary and found out about the vile things she had done with Kevin, her ex.0
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Was delusional that kev was my ex0
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she was always getting a lot of love letters from all her ex-bfs from prison0
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and you never came for a conjugal visit
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Her heart belonged to her jailed ex..
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Her ex's heart belonged to her. In a jar, on her shelf.0
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He squealed on me.. I had to make him disappear 0
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I woke up with her sitting on my back, digging her heels into my thighs and shouting "Squeal boy, squeal!"1
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I walked in on him and Jo... 🙈0
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theresa120 wrote: »I walked in on him and Jo... 🙈
She stayed long enough to take a vid and then put it on the internet 1 -
She refused to join in with our exercise0
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The "workout" consisted of ropes, ladders, and large vat of cheese. Very concerning0
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She refused to let me tie her up, cover her in cheese, and...well....
She just didnt trust me
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Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues
Cheese is not part of the equation0 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues
Cheese is not part of the equation
But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?0 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues
Cheese is not part of the equation
But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?
Deal. That's a four letter word.0 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Callousedthoughts wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues
Cheese is not part of the equation
But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?
Deal. That's a four letter word.
Ok, but the 5 letter sounded pretty good too. Also, bring tacorritos0 -
Caught him eating a tacorrito and it wasn't mine
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Wasnt into menage a tacorritos1
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He wasn't obsessed with my cooking.0
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Refused to cook naked, kept complaining about grease burns0
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