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We broke up because...

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  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Omg that’s funny. You win. I got nothing. Damn
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yep.. the depends thing. Everyone calls her "leaky" :D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Well everyone has their fantasies...she just wasnt into it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her fantasies were 😳 even shocked me, the kinky minx
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She talked a lot, but when it got down to it, she was such a prude.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    She wouldn't let me talk at all, she motioned to me to zip it all the time. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    When shushing me didnt work, she resorted to more...extreme measures.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I believed it happened over a move. Was never in the cards.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I believed it happened over a move. Was never in the cards.

    I played a *kitten* hand
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had *kitten* on his hand 💩 :D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I believed it happened over a move. Was never in the cards.

    I played a *kitten* hand

    It happens. We agreed to that hand. :hushed:
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He had *kitten* on his hand 💩 :D

    Haha this is better than mine. Dang it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Do we have to break up? Can't we try again 🤗
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    She told me I was the only one. But there were others. Lol
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She wanted a closed relationship....as in it was closed to me 😂
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    She called herself Fritz
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    edited May 2020
    jjsavoh wrote: »
    She called herself Fritz
    I don't rely on "Fritz" in my insults...

    ...

    wtf. Not me. And we broke up because you wanted to backpack across Alaska

  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Too picky


    Like picking her nose , ears, teeth and .. oh NVM.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She could never bear to hear the truth.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she said the bottom right quadrant of my body was her third fav among all her exes. Not enough
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She was such a bear in the mornings
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept getting her genders confused. 🤷‍♀️
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She said I never paid attention to her.. but always do.. dump me anyways. 😞
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I'm slow. He broke up with me. I could never keep up.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Omg.. found out how many guys she have..lil black book? More like encyclopedia . 🤯
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Broke up? She's trying to feed me to the sharks! 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    For the 127th time, I was leaning over to give you a hug...not to push you outta the boat.
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She keeps forgetting to return my phone calls.....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He never gave me his number 🙄
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She have me the wrong #😔

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