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Pretty sure she was full of it most of the time
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She was always to acquire "it"...whatever "it" was that her ex was full of! 🥴0
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She refused to curtsy every time I walked in the room.0
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Expected me to be postrate when she got home.0
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What !? A prostate exam?? But...oh1
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Wanted to give me prostate exams twice daily0
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He said a prostate exam twice daily was necessary to keep an eye on his health.. Trouble was he was getting that exam next door, 3 doors down and in a house a block over.. hussy0
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She didnt appreciate me helping out her friends 1
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »She didnt appreciate me helping out her friends
I lost all my friends when he gave them 🦀
Yeah, he gave them crabs and they were allergic
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I tied to give her lobster, but she preferred crabs0
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This is what he tried to give me
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She was too delicate for a little nip pinch0
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She pinched the "girls" ❣️❣️ in front of our dinner guests.1
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She was afraid of a little pda0
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He was always patting my but saying p stands for pat...0
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Always running, never standing still so I could pat her butt0
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because butt stuff0
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He wasn't happy with just one butt... mine wasn't enough 1
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she liked to order take out from Hooters and wouldn't dine in0
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He laughed hysterically when I tried to get a waitressing job at Hooters. I’m convinced he’s the reason they wouldn’t hire me. 😒0
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She belonged to Cat.. 0
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She left me 17643 text messages in one day because I was out with Cat. 🙄0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She left me 17643 text messages in one day because I was out with Cat. 🙄
😭😭😭😭I was so jealous.. She didn't want me..
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Wanted to be wanted all the time...so much so I had to post wanted posters around the neighborhood with her face on it. Didnt go over well with the hoa1
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Kept calling me a hoa0
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Asked for money after sexy time
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Cheap AF!1
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Cheaterrrrr... Called out the wrong name during our intimate moments.. I have no idea who Tom is 0
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