We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Her idea of a social distancing party was me staying in Canada...that’s way more than the recommended 6’ or 2m
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I was trying to keep her safe. I didn’t want her around anyone, including myself. But did she appreciate my concern for her wellbeing? No 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Pretty sure she was full of it most of the time :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always to acquire "it"...whatever "it" was that her ex was full of! 🥴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She refused to curtsy every time I walked in the room.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Expected me to be postrate when she got home.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    What !? A prostate exam?? But...oh
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    Wanted to give me prostate exams twice daily
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He said a prostate exam twice daily was necessary to keep an eye on his health.. Trouble was he was getting that exam next door, 3 doors down and in a house a block over.. hussy
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She didnt appreciate me helping out her friends :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    She didnt appreciate me helping out her friends :D

    :D
    I lost all my friends when he gave them 🦀

    Yeah, he gave them crabs and they were allergic :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    I tied to give her lobster, but she preferred crabs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    This is what he tried to give me :o
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She was too delicate for a little nip pinch
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She pinched the "girls" ❣️❣️ in front of our dinner guests.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She was afraid of a little pda
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    He was always patting my but saying p stands for pat...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Always running, never standing still so I could pat her butt
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    because butt stuff
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He wasn't happy with just one butt... mine wasn't enough :(

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