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We broke up because...

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  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    He kept stealing my cape
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    He refused to share his rotisserie meat. 🤨
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She kept stealing my hairspray
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,648 Member
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    She kept a ridiculous collection of hairspray in her closet.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She, she.. oh.. Its too awful to say 😭
    You know what you did missy 😠
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She claimed smooth peanut butter was better than crunchy. I couldn't take it anymore
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    He licked things to feel the textures with his tongue. Peanut butter, smooth or crunchy...sure...but my purses?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wouldnt let me try out her texture
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,648 Member
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    His texture was rough
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Always complaining about my rough stubble. Tried to shave me while I slept
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She said she was “spring cleaning.” I came home and all my belongings were on the lawn.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    Once Miss Z chucked her out, was it decided I was the "better option." No thanks, I don't want to play that game.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wanted to leave her options open.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Wanted to leave her options open.

    You know I only have eyes for you...oh, hey @PaperDoll_ you want to try again? Okay!!! 😍 Sorry, @Callousedthoughts...better luck next time.

  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fooled me for the 8th time..... :|
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    Shall we try for number 9. It’s a good number...cloud 9 and all that. 😚
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Shall we try for number 9. It’s a good number...cloud 9 and all that. 😚

    I thought we were up to 11.2?

    We broke up to try for a higher cloud
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I ditched him for Cat.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I ditched him for Cat.

    Sigh. I was always second place. Ima just date myself. Think I'll take myself out for beer and pizza.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Pizza? Wait. I think we can work this out. Let me get my shoes on.

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