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  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    He wouldn’t fix the toilet
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She made me put my feet up when she vacuumed the rug
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Never cleaned up after himself
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He left Cheerios all over the house. He said it was to help him remember his way from room to room.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She collected floor Cheerios and strung them on a necklace made of yarn she wore around her neck. Claimed the 5 hour rule applied so they were still fine to eat. 🤢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She always turned her nose up at the jewelry I gave her. So unappreciative.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    When I showed off my engagement ring, everyone said “that’s some rock!!” But it was literally that. A plain grey rock she picked up from the garden.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She wore food and rocks for jewelry
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wanted me to wear an @kinetixtrainer2 mask during freaky time.
    P.S. My apologies @kinetixtrainer2. You already get like 4011 alerts daily.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He couldn’t dance either.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She was always smiling
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was a cruel mistress. Every time I enjoyed something she took it away. Jokes were not permitted except after her one gin and tonic on Friday evenings. But no smiling. Ever. That was a sign of weakness.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She kept calling me the evil queen
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She had a mistress!! You could have included me you know.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He thought I should only have one mistress. I don’t like having limitations placed on me.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She had too many irons in the fire
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She didn’t like me ironing her skirts. I only damaged two...that’s an acceptable rate of loss, right?
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She melted everything
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    The candle wax was just too hot
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    He was too into scary things

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