We broke up because...
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Cuz she’s a female0
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turns out she lied about the time she experimented in college0
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He kept yelling at me at penn station!!!! Hehehe0
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She refused to share her shoes with me. 😒0
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She kept stealing my shoes 😘0
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Her motto was what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine. Not very equal. She had to go!!0
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She was stingy with her shoes!!0
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She hit me with a shoe!0
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He kept stealing my cape0
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He refused to share his rotisserie meat. 🤨0
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She kept stealing my hairspray0
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She kept a ridiculous collection of hairspray in her closet.0
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She, she.. oh.. Its too awful to say 😭
You know what you did missy 😠0 -
She claimed smooth peanut butter was better than crunchy. I couldn't take it anymore0
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He licked things to feel the textures with his tongue. Peanut butter, smooth or crunchy...sure...but my purses?0
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Wouldnt let me try out her texture0
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His texture was rough0
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Always complaining about my rough stubble. Tried to shave me while I slept0
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She said she was “spring cleaning.” I came home and all my belongings were on the lawn.0
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Once Miss Z chucked her out, was it decided I was the "better option." No thanks, I don't want to play that game.0
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Wanted to leave her options open.0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Wanted to leave her options open.
You know I only have eyes for you...oh, hey @PaperDoll_ you want to try again? Okay!!! 😍 Sorry, @Callousedthoughts...better luck next time.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fooled me for the 8th time.....
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Shall we try for number 9. It’s a good number...cloud 9 and all that. 😚1
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I ditched him for Cat.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »I ditched him for Cat.
Sigh. I was always second place. Ima just date myself. Think I'll take myself out for beer and pizza.0 -
Pizza? Wait. I think we can work this out. Let me get my shoes on.0
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She ran off with my ex after I gave him up for her. 😭0
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Too much running around. I couldn't keep up with it all. I needed a simpler life0
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