We broke up because...
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He drank all my diet coke0
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HAhahamiss_zita_2020 wrote: »She was obsessed with Diet Coke and the flatulence was a real issue.....
She stole all my shoes
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She wore shoes to bed...even for sleeping. 😉0
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She never wore shoes. We got kicked out of so many stores and restaurants.0
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She ONLY wore shoes. We got kicked out of so many stores and restaurants1
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She said she liked me barefoot in the kitchen. But I guess not. Perhaps she meant barefoot and pregnant...no thanks.0
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Lol hahahhha things got weird!!!!! 😆0
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She was too secure. Wore like 9 layers of clothing at bedtime. I couldnt even get to second base.2
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He liked his woman in flannel and I didn’t own any0
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He didn’t realize removing clothes was a form of foreplay and he needed all the practice he could get.0
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She didnt appreciate me bypassing the buttons and ripping the clothes instead0
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Her clothes were all tore up0
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Didnt get that I needed passion, and sometimes, passion couldnt wait0
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He wouldn’t stay on the schedule Hahahaha 😝0
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Schedules keep things running smoothly!!! 😝
Never kept to the schedule
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She broke the toilet schedule0
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She broke the toilet. I told her Krystals would do that0
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He wouldn’t fix the toilet0
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She made me put my feet up when she vacuumed the rug0
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Never cleaned up after himself0
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He left Cheerios all over the house. He said it was to help him remember his way from room to room.0
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She collected floor Cheerios and strung them on a necklace made of yarn she wore around her neck. Claimed the 5 hour rule applied so they were still fine to eat. 🤢1
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She always turned her nose up at the jewelry I gave her. So unappreciative.0
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When I showed off my engagement ring, everyone said “that’s some rock!!” But it was literally that. A plain grey rock she picked up from the garden.0
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She wore food and rocks for jewelry0
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Wanted me to wear an @kinetixtrainer2 mask during freaky time.
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He couldn’t dance either.0
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She was always smiling0
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She was a cruel mistress. Every time I enjoyed something she took it away. Jokes were not permitted except after her one gin and tonic on Friday evenings. But no smiling. Ever. That was a sign of weakness.0
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