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We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He didn’t have a taco. 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He demanded food constantly but never shared his home address for delivery. Always wanted to meet under a bridge at the freeway. Seemed sketchy.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She didn't want to invite me in the castle.. instead she tosses the food out the window for me to catch. That's her delivery method. 😖
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was making "special deliveries" to other men. Even hobos under bridges 😖
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    When I said I was volunteering he wasn't supportive
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She wanted to quit working, drink coffee and eat tacos all day while I supported her
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He didn’t support my dreams.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She be crackers🤯 :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She slathered spreadable cheese on me and called me her little cheese whiz. 😑
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She slathered spreadable cheese on me and called me her little cheese whiz. 😑

    Annnd? :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I’m worth more than that cheap stuff. It’s Boursin or nothing, baby. 😉😉
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    *takes note.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He, he.. *sobs* I just can't say.. it's too painful :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Every time I said something he wrote it down. Great when it was something I needed him to do for me but not at all romantic when doing *ahem* intimate things.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said , I'm going for a ride.. I thought she meant horse not some long haired Asian guy :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didn't understand that the long haired Asian was hung ..err.. I can't say that here.

    Hungry. He was hungry. I had to go a bit to feed him. o:)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She preferred me hung...ry so had me on a diet constantly.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Had too many cats
  • WoodAndCastIron
    WoodAndCastIron Posts: 978 Member
    Her heels pierced my feet too many times while out dancing
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    He got mad when my heals poked holes in his boat
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I bought her some flats. She refused to change her name to lowheeldiva
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    He didnt accept me for who I was
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She doesn't like me to begin with 😔
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She doesn't like me to begin with 😔

    What???? I have mad love for the wafers!!! 😂

    Cause I changed my hair colour 🥺
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    See what I mean.. she only wanted to steal the wafers. 😖


    🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He talked big talk about these wafers but did he ever share??? Nope. I went and found my own. 😋
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020

    Kinda hard to toss a wafer up the castle tower.. she knew this and doesn't want to climb down..
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wasn’t willing to climb up the tower to give me wafers...or say, rescue me?!?!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Broke up? Uh no. She’s still in my dungeon in the castle.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    cat... I did.. till she did this

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    Doll.. didn't. Can't.. we're bffs..signed contracts in blood and all.

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