We broke up because...
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She kept calling me the evil queen0
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She had a mistress!! You could have included me you know.0
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He thought I should only have one mistress. I don’t like having limitations placed on me.0
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She had too many irons in the fire0
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She didn’t like me ironing her skirts. I only damaged two...that’s an acceptable rate of loss, right?0
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She melted everything0
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The candle wax was just too hot0
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He was too into scary things0
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Too timid0
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He hated my kittie0
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Hissed at me when I tried to pet her kittie0
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There she goes again trying to pet my "Kittie" in front of Dinner guests... And this time Pastor Davis was present. 🥺0
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She caught me cheating on her with Pastor Davis. 😬1
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Had the Davis love child0
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He loved Shiny objects0
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She wore a different size shoe and I couldn't share her fabulous heels....Deal Breaker!!!0
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My tits were bigger than hers 😂🤣 ( . )( . )0
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I was jealous of his huge melons
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😂🤣 I didn't like sharing them1
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He left his bro bras lying around everywhere. It was embarrassing.1
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She watched me intently as I ate. If I didn't say "mmm-mm" after every bite, she got upset.0
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All he’d say in the bedroom was “mmm-mm.” Even while sleeping.0
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Didnt appreciate my mmm dirty talk mmm0
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Didn’t appreciate what he wanted me to do with the M&Ms 😖0
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Kink shamer0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Didnt appreciate my mmm dirty talk mmm
Shut up!! No way!! I love mud!! X0 -
He never listened to me. I told him 1247 times that I prefer Skittles.0
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Wanted to "taste the rainbow", by which she meant wide variety of lovers0
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Wanted to share...... my m&ms and skittles
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I wasnt into mixing my m&ms and skittles...
Not for me1
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