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We broke up because...
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He never really left his ex.. He just wanted a baby with @Callousedthoughts and by George he was gunna be with him till it happens.. little Moronica deserves a happy home.0
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I told you we're not calling her that! Too stubborn!0
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He just didn't bond with our sweet little baby Moronica.. so he left me0
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When she bonded with me, they were just too tight. I couldn't breathe.0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »When she bonded with me, they were just too tight. I couldn't breathe.
He let a little thing like not breathing come between us0 -
Called me a mouthbreather0
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Called me a muther *kitten*0
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She didnt appreciate my sexy talk0
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His sexy talk consisted of acronyms only. By the time I figured out what he meant he was no longer interested.0
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She talked in baby talk. All. The.Time.0
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He preferred talking in a leprechaun voice. Told me I had to talk like a pirate. Didnt help that he would look up at me and say mmmm, magically delicious0
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »He preferred talking in a leprechaun voice. Told me I had to talk like a pirate. Didnt help that he would look up at me and say mmmm, magically delicious
😂 killing me today.
She wouldnt walk my plank0 -
Too many ladies had walked his plank , rot was setting in1
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She wanted to have babies0
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He wasn't giving me the full picture0
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She found my kik account0
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The ladies on his Kik account weren’t my type.0
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She kiked me to the kerb0
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Didn't 🤗0
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She was only using me to get to my father. 😖1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She was only using me to get to my father. 😖
She couldn't compare to her hot dad..1 -
She wanted me to call her mommy.0
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I told her if shed just talk to my mom over the phone once a day I'd be happy...too much to ask apparently0
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Only wanted me for my cooking. Made other people do everything else like talk to her Mom, trim her bushes, collate her thoughts, chase kitties for her to pet, etc etc.0
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She didn’t appreciate that I only communicated via text.0
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She said I was too clingy.0
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Clingy is one thing, I couldn’t walk because of the tight grip she had around my leg at all times.0
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I obviously had no control. Lol0
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She had no control. We went through depends like crazy.0
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