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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He never really left his ex.. He just wanted a baby with @Callousedthoughts and by George he was gunna be with him till it happens.. little Moronica deserves a happy home.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    I told you we're not calling her that! Too stubborn!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He just didn't bond with our sweet little baby Moronica.. :( so he left me
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    When she bonded with me, they were just too tight. I couldn't breathe.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    When she bonded with me, they were just too tight. I couldn't breathe.

    He let a little thing like not breathing come between us :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Called me a mouthbreather :'(
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Called me a muther *kitten*
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She didnt appreciate my sexy talk
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    His sexy talk consisted of acronyms only. By the time I figured out what he meant he was no longer interested.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She talked in baby talk. All. The.Time.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    He preferred talking in a leprechaun voice. Told me I had to talk like a pirate. Didnt help that he would look up at me and say mmmm, magically delicious
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    He preferred talking in a leprechaun voice. Told me I had to talk like a pirate. Didnt help that he would look up at me and say mmmm, magically delicious

    😂 killing me today.

    She wouldnt walk my plank
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Too many ladies had walked his plank , rot was setting in :o
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
    She wanted to have babies
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,711 Member
    He wasn't giving me the full picture
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
    She found my kik account
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The ladies on his Kik account weren’t my type.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She kiked me to the kerb :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Didn't 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't 🤗

    Neverrrr🤗😙
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was only using me to get to my father. 😖
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She was only using me to get to my father. 😖

    She couldn't compare to her hot dad.. :p
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wanted me to call her mommy.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I told her if shed just talk to my mom over the phone once a day I'd be happy...too much to ask apparently
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Only wanted me for my cooking. Made other people do everything else like talk to her Mom, trim her bushes, collate her thoughts, chase kitties for her to pet, etc etc.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didn’t appreciate that I only communicated via text.
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    She said I was too clingy.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Clingy is one thing, I couldn’t walk because of the tight grip she had around my leg at all times.
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    I obviously had no control. Lol
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She had no control. We went through depends like crazy.

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