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We broke up because...
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I tried to stuff up her animal, appearantly that is inappropiate when the dog is still barking0
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Wouldn't ever take off his blue overalls.0
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He devoted his life and all his free time to trying to get minions to strip.0
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I must admit, it was my fault. I took her 20 and converted it to ones. In my defense, I needed tips for the minions.0
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I never saw any of those tips, so he must have cheated on me with a different minion0
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Caught him stripping, and for free. 😮0
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Spied on me getting a free striptease from Gus
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I couldn't be in a poly relationship.0
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He was capable of being in any relationship0
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She used all my bitcoin to buy tacos and steak0
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Yum! Do we have to break up?0
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Yum! Do we have to break up?
My biggest mistake. Buy you a steak?0 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »My biggest mistake. Buy you a steak?
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We dont get the bloomin onion we breakin up1
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »We dont get the bloomin onion we breakin up
Bloomin onion it is. I dont make the same mistakes twice.0 -
she didn't wanna get a steak at outback. Who goes to outback, and only gets an onion?0
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He wanted steak. I brought him a cow. Nothing I ever did was good enough.0
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She didn't support all my entrepreneurial endeavors.0
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There were so many endeavours they were hard to keep track of!0
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She put a tracking device on my car and then judged me for my Starbucks trips. 😒0
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Nothing could take her mind off Paperdoll, and I tried some very creative distractions. One that involved my hands, a hula hoop, and handcuffs. She didnt even notice.0
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I found @PaperDoll_ in handcuffs in our closet...he explained she was just a little distraction.. 0
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I wasn’t willing to share @PaperDoll_ with her. I wanted both to give me 100% of their undivided attention.1
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I was ready to commit and do away with @slimgirljo15 but she wasn’t having it.1
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She only wanted me for my dance moves 😭1
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She refuses to watch The Green Mile0
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Couldn't stand me crying over some movies...sorry i have emotions0
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We didnt
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She was always gazing out the window, pining for Eva.2
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She couldnt settle on just me 😜1
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