We broke up because...

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  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    He can't even spell Skirt right.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he had no clue about skorts
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Kept trying to convince me skort was really something, it's not!
  • baebabu
    baebabu Posts: 214 Member
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    turned into a karen
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
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    She dump everyone ;)
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Was a terrible bartender
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    he had no clue about skorts

    At first I thought you were BSing. Went to Google that *kitten*... Now I'm like 🤔😞🤦‍♂️. Such an unimaginative name and it looked like a typo.
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    She believes that she has more experience; then a search engine with the collective knowledge of several billion people... Including herself. My my such a large ego you got.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Accused me of being a thief!
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    Ignores the facts!!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She wouldn’t let me videotape myself brushing her hair. She said it was weird and creepy. 🤷‍♀️
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wouldn’t let me videotape myself brushing her hair. She said it was weird and creepy. 🤷‍♀️

    She wasn't creepy enough for my tastes. Muhahahaha a challenge.
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
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    Had to split
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
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    ... For unknown reasons
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He had a "thing for bananas :o
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she had a thing for everyone else's bananas but mine.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    He looked at me in fear every time I asked him for his bananas to make my banana nut muffins. 🤷‍♀️
  • frontwheeldrive9999
    frontwheeldrive9999 Posts: 376 Member
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    she had to have her way with me - over and over and over and over and over....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He said I could have my way with him over and over at $50 a time :(

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