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Nope, first time seeing her.
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She's a clone of my daughter.
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She broke into my house to steal the other nipple.
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I can pop a single mile on a completely flat plain somewhere around 8-9 minutes. Unfortunately my area is anything but flat. So add another two minutes. Typically I prefer my JumpRope over a run though.
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She's a compulsive cannibal... That was not a fun way to wake up. What did my poor nipple ever do to you. 😭😂
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He tried to sell my soul to @slimgirljo15 for TP.
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I do a bit of freelancing for money. Some of my most boring tasks are transcriptions. Pick out any topic. Have somebody talk about some random topic in a foreign accent. Distort it due to poor microphone use. Now it's off to me so I can make it into text. If the audio is really bad it can take up to two hour's trying to…
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That's a lot to expect from a Panda made paraplegic.
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After you ran me over you shifted into reverse... 😰
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Well that happens when you hit someone with your car.
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Forgot to tell*** ⬆️⬆️
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She forgot to her mom that the Grizzly was my pet.
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She cheated on me with a Grizzly.
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Little Walrus Sold Underwear Everywhere. CVKMT
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I ran out of Everclear.
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Well this is interesting. Guess I'll give it a go. @Ix1x
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Woops- POPMT
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Roaches that have covert intelligence.
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She's a catfish who turned out to be my mom. 😂
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Seat Warmer
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She only wanted me for my TP.
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I've been wondering if Shar and Zita are actually exes/divorced. From what I can tell both are reasonably sane people. So I assume their opinions are biased lol. I have no real problem with Moose. I would accept a FR.
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Sound's interesting... Does it have to be by the scale though? I am building muscle on top of loosing weight. I would prefer inches/belt notches so that muscle weight doesn't confuse me. I will use the scale if that's my only option.
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He wouldn't help me hide the body.
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Nope
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Women- Personality- Playful & Humour & Open Minded. Physically- I honestly don't have any real requirements other then healthy. A bit of pudge is alright; I find my attraction falls off once a person hits obesity. Extra- I love to cuddle. If a girl wants me to play to her tune; all she has to do is distract me with…
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Friends
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It's more a needs vs wants equation IMHO. There's a difference between spending money on something nice vs being scammed. Paying $9 dollars for a can of Red Bull; you can get elsewhere at $3 is being scammed. Passing up that Netflix subscription; because you want to save money is being frugal. Paying for that subscription…
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Are we talking Body Mass Index or actual body fat percentage? BMI is generally unreliable for anything other then a guideline. BMI counts both fat and muscle in it's calculations. Anyone under 18.5 is considered underweight. Anyone over 25 is considered overweight. A totally jacked dude could be obese purely from muscle…
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I was seriously considering the possibility; that he paid in something other then USD.Even if I could afford those prices- I wouldn't pay $770 for Grey Goose; let alone the more expensive stuff. Red Bull for $9... 😰 At least now I know why people go broke after winning the lotto.
