that_night_in_paris Member

1. I am one of the 7.53 billion humans who inhabit the earth. However, I did not ask to be here. That's so rude. 2. I'm placing an Amazon order shortly. Y'all need anything so I can hit this $25 free shipping quota? 3. I can be really lazy or a whirling dervish. Lately it's been lazy 'round these parts. 4. I just looked up…

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Hey you. Yes YOU! Only YOU can prevent forest fires. 🐻

Wearing pajama pants all day. I know I won't leave the house in these silky leopard print bad boys.

Researching spirits. The alcoholic kind. I don't drink but I'm also starting to get bored after 5pm. I wanna be one of those cultured folks placing a bottle of Brandy in their basket en route to the cheese case.

:joy: I don't know what to say... other than that blanket now has salmonella

True story 👇

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Led you on didn't I :wink:

Someone who will tie me up in bed and go change into their best satin Then they come back out and say "ha ha I'm gonna go get the last apple turnover"

are we gonna die

That looks really cool My HOA would show up with tiki torches if I ever displayed such heretics :(

Cut me some slack will ya! I've never had to live on oatmeal and pinto beans before

I learned about this once in my humanities class Basically if you don't stand up and fight for human rights on behalf of those who are being oppressed, then you my friend are complicit And therefore you must be banned from having ice cream

Hey, I'm up for some friendly ch-ch-cheesecake?!?!?! Where?!?!??

I'd like to know too

Burning the midnight oil at 1pm :expressionless:

Are they gonna cut me a check or not

https://youtu.be/gJdVDw_TR5s

I find it cuter when women scowl. Fortunately I don't even need to request it.

I was 6 min away from being able to put my kids through college

49ers blew that lead

Might teach my goldfish Mandarin later But for now I'm gonna keep refreshing the CDC twitter and drink lots of sedative tea

In three words, how would you describe yourself? Rad, fun, super In three words, how would your closest friend describe you? Vague, cereal-less, vogue In three words, describe someone you like or admire, irl, famous, online, or imaginary Cornel West, cheeseburger (I tried real hard to sneak in the word…

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Casually telling her I love her when she gave me the other half of her subway sandwich I'm ALL IN now guys :anguished:

Domino's Pizza is offering 50% off any pizza Don't judge me but this deal is my light at the end of the tunnel

Smart Gonna get those widows on the rebound

I counted 19 forks and 20 spoons. I wonder where that missing fork is. I'm scared lol.