that_night_in_paris Member

It all makes sense now! :open_mouth: J/k

https://youtu.be/WdOglphR5-w

1. I've been stabbed before (by myself) 2. I admire selfless people with humane values such as the former president of Uruguay, Jose Mujica, who donated 90% of his presidential salary to charity.

I can't reciprocate when someone asks me how my day is going. Not to be a jerk but I really couldn't care less how your day is going. I'll tell you how mine is though since you asked, I'm not impolite.

ooh. my unemployment check did come in today 🤔

This costs 35,000 euros And yes im googling tables now

My condolences 😟

Hey there. Sorry to keep you waiting.

I'm gonna go to the courthouse and legally change my name to Pistachio. I want to start a new chapter of my life.

If it makes you feel any better, I can't see your forehead and one of your eyeballs 🤷‍♂️

https://youtu.be/jvxi0l8eKkg

Or she ordered something from J Crew just one time about six years ago

I'm actually really low maintenance. A frozen pizza and champagne flute of apple juice and you got me for one night.

wet t-shirt contests j/k

Little peach cups A divine alternative... when fresh is not an option And while we're in the mood of gratitude..... Trees! The bearer of all life energy

https://youtu.be/IZoyO56txAk

Unclog a toilet My landlord/roommates/coworkers/park rangers/burger king employees hate me

Did you explain the occultic symbolism to her... Frickin Disney man 😟

That's my weakness 😻

https://youtu.be/xyn8fXnV9iw

Look. I still left you one slice. Ok?

CRYPTOS.... CRYPTOS GET YOUR CRYPTOS HERE FOR THE WIFE, FOR THE KIDS...... CRYPTOS..... GET YOUR CRYPTOS

Remember the steak escape at the mall 😁

https://youtu.be/OmlcjDoR028

Tight skirt but not too uptight.... if that makes any sense

Someone down to earth eating a milky way bar

https://youtu.be/y8I0-b1mzwA

You is woke fam 👁️

Gratitude for fresh running water Some people don't have it. I wash my hands 11 times a day with it. Really blew me away thinking about that today while rinsing pizza grease off my hands. Still wouldn't drink it, but very grateful to have it for other practical methods. God bless water period