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"I don't think I'm gonna be doing it, but.... wear this *kitten* if you want to" 😂🤦♂️😂
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Dr. Fauci kinda cute tho
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https://youtu.be/3yYePRq_kEU
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OH YEAHHHH!
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Be glad it was only a message you got from a creeper. I got a massage from one once! :confounded: That was one Yelp review I did not want to EVER have to write!
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I would finally volunteer to drive my Aunt Gloria to her foot doctor appointments on Saturday mornings. While sitting in the waiting room I would make small talk with the front desk ladies and ask them in earnest how their day's transmissions are going, and if they are just as surprised as I am by the unseasonably warm…
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I still haven't found disinfectant wipes. Time is running out!
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Oooh... slurpee-posting I'll be here all night for this
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Sibling, April fool's, surprise I can't wait 😈
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Always leaves the remote in a different spot. I love a good hunt.
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Lol. I watched that and got recommended this https://youtu.be/sZOBvy50RuU
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https://youtu.be/KNkyQVe1MKw
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https://youtu.be/Fyms8opV8LQ
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I'd go to the gym during peak hours and start clapping in everyone's earhole while shouting generic motivational phrases like "You got this!", "Perfect form!", and "I'm still single!"
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I'd go to Six Flags theme park on Juvenile Hall Field Trip Day wearing a rainbow hat with a propeller knowing I'd get insulted for 9 hours straight and bask in all the social recognition.
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https://youtu.be/_IgCdtHITPY
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That really is something to be grateful for. I thought about my grandmother yesterday and got sad. She died before her time when I was a teenager. I still miss her dearly. I wish I could see her again if only for a few minutes. God bless the elderly and kudos to everyone who are looking out for our elderly during these…
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I'm grateful for my brain and for my heart that operate sufficiently around the clock. They are two organs that amaze me and I wouldn't be here today without either one. I love you, brain. I love you, heart.
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https://youtu.be/9BKKaa2hKKw
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I can top that quite easily Catholic wedding ceremonies! 95 minutes of hellish, unadulterated boredom And the only thing that can bring me joy in that moment is the thought of them getting divorced in <2 years. Yeah I'm terrible.
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I always thought going to the hardware store is boring. Always find myself in a desolate aisle somewhere in the back corner... the smell of saw dust and top soil irritating the *kitten* out of my nostrils. And to top it off, a Bob Dylan song is playing on the speakers. Makes me wanna storm out and buy the first street drug…
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Give my little brother a high five 😞🖐️
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Gosh damn it. I just got those.
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Can't you knock first!?
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Wonder bread ok? Tough economy
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shampoo optional? Define shower :embarassed:
