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Grasping at straws
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Should I put mayo on my turkey bacon sandwich?
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Collects ladybug carcasses
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The way they treat their mother or th9se close to them
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I miss not counting every calorie I put in my mouth
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Yeah...this
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Drinking my protein 😏
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@thatoneguyinthetshirt
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Donuts. I won't eat them any more because not worth the empty calories but I miss them.
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Automobiles
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I will take the fancy bad haircut please
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In a lawyers office
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Miniature doll hangers for their squirrel's sweaters
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2 heads are better than 1
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Long training on zoom where trainer does not let you out early after 8 hours on :#
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I do fun active things...hike, lift weights at home, nature walks, kayaking, picnic, snow cones, make fruit salad or healthy dessert to share. As far as being ready for gym...I workout at home for ease and convenience. I started with a calendar and marked one day I would commit to one workout. After few weeks I upped it to…
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She wouldn't let me pursue my career as a heckler
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Corrupt fakes
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A rose petal from every date he'd been on. 2...2 rose petals
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She couldn't appreciate gifts. The cow pattern jumpsuit was adorable on you
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Nice elbow
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Tiny running shorts in all the neon colors. She's saving them for 80s themed nights at the club.
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The kid who'd never change out for gym. End up in detention every Saturday
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She had an imaginary dog.
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Hes the guy that designs the holiday window clings
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Rolled up pizza boxes...not stacked, rolled
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What is he looking at? HITT clock
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