hawkeye45_ Member

Hello, fellow Hydro Homie

When she's honest about why she watches.

When she has an expressive voice.

Whether they aggressively stare at you while they wait for you to smell their fart. Whether they treat someone as though they can learn something from them even after finding a point of disagreement. Whether they creep the "Would you x the poster above" posts waiting for the pretty ladies to respond

How dare you be reasonable.

... I see what you did there

Yeah like the red devil from Cow and Chicken!

Less so when you call it "diablo rojo," it just sounds like a cute hockey fan then.

Same question, but I like it so much I put a ring on it. I.e. is it all right to share that private stuff with your spouse?

The second word is literally "gun"

When she treats me like a train wreck -- she knows it's terrible but can't look away.

"Sorry boss, I can't come in, I have folliculitis" only works once.

Saria's Song coming right up.

When she's super impressed with the few Legend of Zelda tunes I can peck out on the piano.

Mine rhymes with "drum gun"

Or pushing that boulder up the hill.

What's your favorite humorous term for genitalia?

He thought that you would treat his attention as a compliment. He also thinks his lap ferret is a gift from God to all women.

If you don't know what it would take to change your mind, then what you have is a belief and not an opinion. Change my mind.

I don't get deep with a lot of folks because I have the literal worst opinions, to the point that some of them would get me fired if the wrong person heard about them. Instead I deflect too much with humor, most of it self-deprecating, and I end up pushing away potential friends. The only people left who seem to want to…

Thank you for the Supernatural reference!

When she hasn't heard all the jokes that I like to steal from people who are way funnier than I will ever be.

I am pretty much numb to the news to the point that a headline could read "Ghosts are Confirmed Real" and my only reaction is "Yeah sure that may as well happen."

Alan Tudyk - Everything. He's in everything.

https://voca.ro/12kyfOQRzHDc

You can take him to a Baskin Robbins and soft serve the blow.

Depends. Do you keep a cargo net back there?

Driver picks the tunes, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

You left a couple of lines blank in my survey, ma'am.

Yes, but blue ones do not.