ermengarde22 Member

i’m going to dry off and throw on a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus head and a scaly, rubbery-looking body, long, narrow wings behind to wear to bed

raining on asphalt fall of 1985 gray sky, heavy air

youre thinking of amphibians, endorphins are the second law of thermodynamics

i dont have any high heels meant for wearing out either

he better not be like “eXeRsIzE” or i swear to god

how do you get endorphins??

turns out 30 min not enough time and i was late JUST LKKE ALWAYS

30 min is enough time to do anything

closing my eyes and clicking my heels together bc i wanna go home

not me, suits are for establishment types

isn’t a horrible *kitten* in my dreams

i’ve never owned a suit ever

its weird how bras feel like torture devices and other things don’t

ngl it is very attractive when a guy can fix a garbage disposal 😍

i love yous & i love you toos ♥️

y’all ever get friend requests and have to go thru your post history to see what kinky *kitten* triggered them

https://youtu.be/d0T7c8j7Dy8

i have very nice associations with this song <3

what if they seriously take things like a lil bit of thievery

squash it down with the squasher downer

i’m more into bad omens than red flags tbh

what if they take everything neutrally

it’s a beautiful art form like you can even make pretty things with zip ties

i’m missing some important things

every once in awhile i think about how ted bundy had fangirls who came to his trial and tried to dress up to look like the women he liked to kidnap long straight hair, parted in the middle, big hoop earrings

knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches

i’m going to do an internet search for new friends

i’m not sure if the door closing has haste or can be used as instant, need to check with @Reckoner67_again bc he runs this game

its like when u wear no clothes and swaddle yourself in blankies and the sauce is served on the side

i sleep with so many doors closed