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OK, forgive me, I'm too chickensh!t to put my whole face up here but I really wanted to contribute because I ❤️ makeup. So I've got half a face and a mani I did that I was really proud of. It was when "caviar nails" were all the rage and someone gave me this lovely kit for Christmas. Also these pics are old.

^ I'll take Sam from that episode where he's evil and has the hooker over while he's doing pull-ups with no shirt on. I'm Dean's girl at all other times. https://youtu.be/QSxDj06ZY40

So many amazing scenes from the Quentin Tarantino-written film True Romance. The Christian Slater-Gary Oldman Drexel scene. The James Gandolfini-Patricia Arquette scene. To name a few. Warning: lots of swearing and violence. https://youtu.be/qXUcVuAWEOU https://youtu.be/JbsJwYr7f3o

Thank you for making my day with one gif. I've sprayed flexible thoughts with photos of this human. It's a good thing I don't know how to post gifs. I thought I was the only one...

I just witnessed a man walking down the riverbank in a speedo. He managed to keep his hair covered in a towel.

🎵 It's [Saturday] night and I ain't got nobody I got some money cause I just got paid Oh how I wish I had some [dude] to talk to I'm in an awful way 🎵

Guys, and girls, but especially guys, do most women look better with their hair down rather than up? Like, are pony tails and buns ever as cute as hair down? And is the hair generally prettier wavy, curly, or straight? Or does this all just depend on the person, facial features, and hair type?

I read this as DB Sweeney and was like, he disappeared after The Cutting Edge.

It's his birthday on Wednesday so this will be part of his present.

1. Sallow 2. Hirsute 3. Acrimonious 4. Curmudgeonly 5. Lecherous

I should be taking a shower. Instead I'm piddling around on here, drinking tea. I just picked up my room. Contemplating whether or not to do laundry tomorrow morning before I go to my parents' house. My dad wants me to make him Tuscan Chicken again. It was a big hit last time.

China - Tori Amos https://youtu.be/7pEfCe1-KTw

Classic rock. I don't see how this can be disputed. But then again, it's more of an era than a genre. So rock music. Because it's the most fun to sing at karaoke.

I did my 30 minute HASfit workout. I think that committing to it here helped.

I've got 3 hours to workout, take a shower, and eat lunch before work. I'm having the hardest time getting my workout started. It's like this for me before every workout. My commitment is to do my HASfit YouTube workout before I leave, ideally within the next 30 minutes. I'm tired, went to bed late last night,…

@Jacq_qui thank you! Take the photos for yourself first, and just think of them as very clinical - they're just to show progress, you don't have to look cute! @nexangelus thank you! You look fantastic. All that lifting, running, and cycling is very impressive. Very inspiring for me as one of my goals is to get more fit…

Reality shows are scripted scenarios. The "stars" come up with (some of) the dialogue, but the situations are written for them to act out. That's one reason why the dialogue is usually so simplistic, and a lot of people are saying the same things in different ways over and over. In the Bachelorette the new "pretty boy" /…

1. Gorgeous 2. Intelligent 3. Talented 4. Rich 5. Texan This is a real person. Him being the love of my life is not imaginary. It's just unrequited.

I like knitting.

I bought yarn and needles weeks ago and haven't picked them up yet. I learned to knit in the 4th grade but haven't tried it since high school. I've watched a few YouTube videos to remember. I think they were RJ Knits. Wanted to have that scarf by Christmas. Maybe I'll be encouraged by this thread.

Thank you so much @slimgirljo15 @jiujitsudad15118 @Miz_Owl! @Beautyofdreams I'm glad this helped. I encourage you to keep going and to take pictures because I can tell you that looking at my stomach in the mirror every morning for the past month and a half didn't give me an indication of the kind of progress I was making.…

😏 The "wry smile" follows something deadpan, tongue-in-cheek, or knowing. Are we in on a secret? Or maybe I'm keeping a secret and I want you to eek it out of me. Or there's just, "send me a picture 😏" In which case something naughty is expected.

@DancingMoosie Thank you! For that one I was actually posing for the camera instead of standing there like I'm having my moles examined.

@Diatonic12 Thank ya kindly cowgirl. You are a sweetheart.

I'm guilty of this one: Is it a good idea to weigh yourself every day? HOWEVER popular results such as women's magazines and fitness websites usually say no, while the mfp hive mind has concluded yes, according to the supposedly unnecessary thread I started. Apparently no one around here is stricken with anxiety over scale…

Thank you! Congrats on your weight loss too. You will make it to the 140s!

I'm 5"7

Coupled with "I burn 500 calories on my walk " Also the classic How do I loose belly (thigh, arm, back) fat? To which someone replies, real quick, "you cannot spot reduce fat" (I'm smart because I knew first) Thus crushing the querant's hopes and dreams, after which they leave the thread in disbelief and refusal to accept…

Contemplating whether or not I am really going to post bikini progress pics tomorrow, questioning my sanity for even thinking it, while furiously editing the pics so that they fit neatly into collages.

Here's the FR, to a woman: "Hi! I like your posts. I'm really a woman and I'm (mostly) sane. Want to be friends?" Should I have left out the sanity bit? Like, I'm not entirely sane? Oh god, she thinks I'm a lunatic. *kitten* me. Foiled again.