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You make me wish things
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They say you can’t tell how someone sleeps until you’ve slept a night in their clothes so that’s how I get to know people
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When she constantly surprises me
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Bitterness and cynicism
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I sleep among the fragments of forgotten dreams
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A variety of potent poisons
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I just hope that ghosts believe in *me*
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Seven thousand days
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When she reads and discards me like an interesting waiting-room magazine
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Writing Monsters by Philip Athens in print and The Blood of the Lamb by Thomas Monteleone on Kindle
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In her broken dreams, I slumber
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Underpaid personal assistant
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I guess either, I dunno, I’m asleep!
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Nothin good
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Nothin good
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If she lets me fall asleep before she stakes me to the ground
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When she’s leggy, at least 13 or 14 pairs of legs
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Definitely the jar <insert creepy theme of not-having-to-worry-about-a-jar-packing-up-things-and-leaving here>
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Eyes and brains
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Jurassic Shark
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Madam, this is a family forum!
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Trying to force myself to read this book and it’s obviously not working
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When she’s weak to creepy depressing and poopy
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Curves that go all the way to the sun and back
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If she puts a bomb in my soup I would say that’s basically the last straw and we are OVER
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So you’re saying you’re definitely NOT the Great Twix Bandit, then?
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Warm blankets on cold nights
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…so close
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Working cause I don’t feel like waking up to this mountain if work in front of me
