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I wish i was a hugger. I wish i could comfortably go in for the hug and seem happy about it rather than awkward and petrified. It just feels so gosh darn intimate. I really struggle to make eye contact with people after hugging, even if it’s just a cousin. I usually laugh nervously and mumble something about being…

People are going to think we’re being coy and that I messaged you

Oh i bet you’re right

🤣

Really? What brought you this time then? 😆

The exclamation emojis specifically?

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Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian…

Oh everything about this is terrible

My guess is they lurk periodically and come to life when they see people they recognize 😌

Every morning while we make our coffee, my husband asks if I’m going to come in for ‘the lean’, which is what he affectionately calls my type of hugs. I usually have my hands tucked in my sweatshirt and he opens his arms so I can lean against him for a minute while he more or less just props me up, then I pull away and say…

😱😱

You’re tagged?! 🤣🤣😂

I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

Oh my gosh 🤣😂

When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

Hehehehe

I said cons

Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

What could go wrong?

And shaped like a horse just for fun

Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

This reminded me of a post I saw this morning. Just gonna share it here

Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

I should be at work by now but I’m paralyzed at home thinking about how I should be at work by now is how my day is going, you?

Someone should invent peeing while standing up

The escapist in my hero fantasy

This. My dogs are the best. I don’t care who doesn’t love them, I share pics all the time. People have asked me on social media if i even still have my children 🤔