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A sandwich board almost never works

I cannot stop laughing at this

I used to have a shirt like the second one 😅

Stop giving me so many ideas

Is that like Twister?

I’ll add gas lighting to my menu of delights

Lets be real

🤣😂

Well its a space so how can she capture it in a photo? We need an ARRAY of photos. And a big magnifying glass

Ugh, no kidding. TWO almond joys? 😑

When he objectifies me from a reasonable distance

In even or odd amounts?

I found out a few years ago I couldn’t have wheat and it’s been fine but let me tell you, the thing i miss the MOST is cheese danish. There is no acceptable gf alternative. Not even a marginally tolerable one. I miss it so much

Now those are boobs i could get excited about. Nobody gives a damn about a twofer anymore

I know. Not canadian enough 😞

i have to drive 45 minutes to walk into a store to pick up another pair of shoes because my son won’t quit going through puberty

It felt offensive, i almost apologized

This is the most active i’ve seen chit since i returned so i’m a fan

Oh it’s not mine. My friend’s husband goes through fast food drive-thrus and orders his burgers without weeds and it makes me laugh every time

Oh how the turnips have tabled

No you don’t get to be offended because i mean it as a compliment 😌

The obvious exception here is that when you get a burger and fries and your date orders a pile of weeds, any eye contact at all means an invitation to share the fries

People who get offended are WEAK so

See its dumb things like this that make me love you

😅

Wait, am I the offended one?

I’m sorry to hear this. A while back i wanted to make a selfie thread just for sharing and celebrating human bodies in every form. Never quite figured out a way to pull it off although the mom/dad bod threads are a pretty close match to what i was hoping to accomplish so it’s probably pointless. I’ve just been so inspired…

Teach me how to make mine last that long

Thank you for sharing, that made my day in a way I don’t know how to explain

This would require going to the gym in the first place 😬