IYKYK_ Member

I should've known .... It's so good to see you around here ❤️

It's time for me to 🕊️

Whatever it is that has you feeling this way, I'm sorry. Here's a hug from a stranger 🤗

Hey stranger 🤜🤛

Get outta my head! 😂

HYYY, Who put that look on your face?

Why are men's back pockets sooooo far apart?

Yes

How's that? 😏😘 Hey yewww

How's that?

😂 Maybe it's time I pack up my toy box, huh?

Meow

I've taken out an eyeball or two, but perhaps I can practice with yours? 😘

HYYY, Nobody can behave when you're in the room. Get our! Take your handcuffs with you... (And meet me in the...nvm) 😂

You need help with that? I know someone

What if I ...nvm 😂🤐

😂 There's a pretty good chance if I sat straight up in a chair that my lasers might hit you "elsewhere."

How else am I to shoot you in the head with my "lasers?"

"If you want to maintain good posture, pretend your nips have lasers that shoot out of them and you have to keep them aimed at people’s heads." I'm not sure how I feel about the internet anymore. Also, what if my back don't bend that far 🤔

When I'm crying my eyes out and he reaches over me to grab his noise cancelling headphones

When my contact is listed as "Mom" in his phone

HYYY, Your shoulders are toned, your khakis are hot, but your face is beautiful 😍

I'm so proud of you! ❤️

Ohhhhh! Good luck to you 💪

I've always loved your lips, and the neutral shades you wear 😍

Where'd you go? Was it fun? Did you bring back pics? Welcome back

Easy peasy...break a rule and they'll contact you

You probably won't be able to understand the new definition bc it'll contain a bunch of *kitten* &*kitten*&*kitten*, ya know? I'll send you pics instead!

I'm currently rearranging things over at Merriam Webster to create MY own version of what it means

"Unintentionally" 😈 If that makes you feel better, YES!