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It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9tEvfIsDyo

There is a "whatever" which is non-judgmental and there is one which is intentionally invalidating. The truly apathetic whatever is actually silent.

😂 yes well said

Omg dam

First

This ridiculous ubiquitous font that makes capital i indistinguishable from lowercase L

I keep coming across people who say that relationships aren't supposed to be hard but I've never met one that wasn't hard at least some of the time and yes, that means I am at least half the problem but I can't imagine what they might be talking about unless it's a matter of varying definitions.

Waiting to be abducted by a space alien

yes

All my kids home at the same time & choosing to spend all their time together. I feel like I did something right. rn they are building a damn in their old fish hatchery & arguing about whether something is poison ivy while the dog & I sit in the sun

While I chaperone my youngest at his warhammer thingy

People who have a hard time transitioning from one activity to the next. Activity, snack, activity, drink, activity, pet all the animals, activity, nap, etc It's me. I'm people

Taking a break from gardening

It is raining pretty heavily but my kid still decided to golf. In the rain. As I passed the course to pull into the parking lot I saw him running across the grass hair flying, shirt whipping behind him, for what reason I have no idea because from what I gather golf rarely involves the need for speed. It's been six minutes…

Oh fancy pants rich magee over here

Weakness: half price kidneys

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HOWsten

I may be a little over calories today

It was pretty funny that there was barely anything left but the location thingy was still working😂. Also my other sister bought me a new one for Christmas❤️

I agree. I took mine off when I went to my sister's wedding but for whatever reason I couldn't bear to be apart from it so I tucked it into my bra and then I lost it. Hours later I used find my device app. My son found it in the road. It had been run over and he brought the shredded pieces back to me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqi_m-pMuoI

love endures

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqpagCfDoQ

When some church ladies told me how they had a church bus drive around the neighborhood picking up random kids and taking them to VBS. They got real quiet when I asked about parental consent and told them that is kidnapping.

🎶Chili's baby back ribs 🎶

I'm so glad things look brighter

If you're a nice guy only when you get your way, are you really a nice guy?