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He doesn't want me to know his phone location

Nvm I don't have a dog in this fight and I don't really want to have a debate either

Yes! I always enjoy books more when they're not obligatory. You're inspiring me

I like that kind of poetry in music. Also I find him pretty sexy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aezstCBHOPQ

I only read a little Kant once in school. His insistence that everyone has selfish motives for everything made me crazy 😂

"The cobbler's children go barefoot." My family used this expression to describe someone with misplaced priorities. A person who takes care of everything but their own responsibilities. Like the guy who cleans the church and volunteers but gives nothing of himself to his wife & kids. Because we were New Yorkers we…

We could live beside the ocean

This sounds wonderful ❤️

And if someone could explain "Flew off the handle"

The last time I heard that I was riding my dinosaur Oh & Money doesn't grow on trees AND What comes around goes around & payback is a *kitten*

Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."

Strong as an ox and almost as smart

Here's a dime, call someone who cares Or Drop a dime on him (So old!) What's the four one one?

You just call on me brother

How I am feeling today https://voca.ro/1gBEAV5JLgm5

Agree

That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)

Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites

❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good _______________________________ your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower Cruisin for a bruisin Real as a three dollar bill I'll give you something to cry about One lies and the other swears to it

I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird. I love these. Got any more?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

"Sleep when the baby sleeps"

😂 this place is brokener & brokener

Enjoy!

Weird things grownups used to say: "because y is a crooked letter" "If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle" "funny uncle"

Self care: sleeping when I need to sleep, eating when I need to eat, toileting when I need to...you get it. It's not a bubble bath or some arbitrary beauty regimen. It is taking the time to meet my own needs in the moment.

I'm too old for this *kitten*. And everything hurts all the time

Strategic shrubbery 😂

Those are my trash cans behind the bush 😅